Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Generation Next Motto:
Na to hum shaadi karain gay,
na apnay bachchon ko karnay dain gay
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
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Bhikhari: Sahab, 1 rupaya day do.
Sahab: Kal aana, kal doon ga
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye phansay huye hain
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani ho ge utna sir char ke bolay gee
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
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FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me Saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapray utaar diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
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www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
1980 girls: Maa main Jeans pehnu gee.
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahain gay?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanu gee.
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
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Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!
Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabara khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
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www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
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Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
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www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.
When words fails, Eyes works.
When eyes fails, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!.......
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
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www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main.........
Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya jaaney.
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
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www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Tumko dekha....!!
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
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www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi
koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
abe age b to bol..
nuclear power ka zamana he,
bom se uda do sale ko
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gaye
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa
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kismat ne humare sath bada ganda mazak kiya
jis bachhe ka bap banana uska mama bana diya
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DIL KA DARD DIL TODNE WALE KYA JANE,
PYAR KE RIVAZON KO ZAMANA KYA JANE
HOTI HAI KITNE TAKLEEF LADKI KO PATNE MAIN,
YEH GHAR PE BAITHA LADKI KA BAAP KYA JANE
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Woh bhi kya din the jab hum hasino ke gale mila karte
the
Ye un dino ki baat hain jab hum 2 saal ke hua karte
the
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Generation Next Motto:
Na to hum shaadi karain gay,
na apnay bachchon ko karnay dain gay
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
For More Plz Lof On
www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Bhikhari: Sahab, 1 rupaya day do.
Sahab: Kal aana, kal doon ga
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye phansay huye hain
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani ho ge utna sir char ke bolay gee
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
For More Plz Lof On
www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me Saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapray utaar diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
For More Plz Lof On
www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
1980 girls: Maa main Jeans pehnu gee.
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahain gay?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanu gee.
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
==========================================================
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!
==========================================================
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
===========================================================
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!
Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabra khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabara khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda mujhe de de !!
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
For More Plz Lof On
www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
For More Plz Lof On
www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
For More Plz Lof On
www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.
When words fails, Eyes works.
When eyes fails, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!.......
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karogi kiya???
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
For More Plz Lof On
www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main.........
Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya jaaney.
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
For More Plz Lof On
www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Tumko dekha....!!
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
By Sajjad Hussain Mirani
For More Plz Lof On
www.sajjadhussainmirani.blogspot.com
Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi
koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
abe age b to bol..
nuclear power ka zamana he,
bom se uda do sale ko
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gaye
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa
----------------------------------
kismat ne humare sath bada ganda mazak kiya
jis bachhe ka bap banana uska mama bana diya
----------------------------------------------------------------
DIL KA DARD DIL TODNE WALE KYA JANE,
PYAR KE RIVAZON KO ZAMANA KYA JANE
HOTI HAI KITNE TAKLEEF LADKI KO PATNE MAIN,
YEH GHAR PE BAITHA LADKI KA BAAP KYA JANE
----------------------------------------------------------------
Woh bhi kya din the jab hum hasino ke gale mila karte
the
Ye un dino ki baat hain jab hum 2 saal ke hua karte
the
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