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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani
Multan

Book khulte hai, Exam ka sama hota hai...
Aise mausam mein hi toh Dimak kharab hota hai...
Dimag ki baatien Paper pe nahi aati...
Yeh fasana toh Mark Sheet pe baya hota hai...
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

Sagar jitna course hai,
Nadi bhar hum padte hai,
Balti bhar dimaag me jata hai,
Mug bhar likte hai,
Chullu bhar no. ate hai,
Jisme dub kar hum mar jate hai!
 Submit By :Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mei sukh kisne paya hai,
mumy papa kehte hain achche number lao,
par inhe kaun samjhaye,yeh sab moh maya hai!!
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

To be a "Good Professional" always start to study late 4 the "EXAMS"
because it teaches how to manage "TIME" and tackle "EMERGENCIES"...
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231


woh na moh hai na maya hai...
aalas tumhi ko aaya hai...
baith kar char panne padh lo beta
final paper tumhari girlfriend ne nai banaya hai...
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

exams r here,
at d paper we stare
d ans r no where,
which maks us pull our hair...
d teachrs glare,
nd grades r below fair,
but just like the past 16 yrs,
WE DONT CARE!!!!!111
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

na waqt hai itna ki syllabus pura kiya jae,
na tarkib koi ki exam paas kiya jae,
ye kaesa dard diya hai semestr k exam ne,
na roya jae....na soya jae...
 Submit By :Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

Na moh na maya hai,
aalas sirf tumhiko aaya hai,
baith ke do char panne palat le bacchhu,
paper teri girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai...!
Best of Luck
 Submit By :Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to padhna hai !!
So enjoY!!
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani 0312775221

Are u a high scoring student?


Bored of gettin gud marks?

join Technincal UNIVERSITY. .
aur fark dekhiye sirf 3 saalon me..
marks se nomarks...
ab sach mein posible!
 Submit By :Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

paper ki roti,tention ka achaar,
lamp ki kiran,question ki bahar,
paper out ki chandi,seniours ka pyar,
mubaarak ho aapko exam ka tyohar...
happy exam month...........
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

1st line 2 b written in exams-"all d answrs written below r imaginary n wrk of pure fiction.any resemblance is unintentional n purely co-incidental.........
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

kahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete...
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

TOUGH PAPER
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time"
 Submit By :Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

Burraaah......


Sara syllabus padh liya...


Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...

 Submit By : HumAyuN 0321-6307893
Multan

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
 Submit By : Sajjad HUssain Mirani 03127752231

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna  Submit By : HumAyuN 0321-6307893
Multan